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Loading ...Mom: It’s good that your friend Milcah is a lesbian.
Duy: Yeah I know.
Mom: Just don’t be like her.
Duy: What?
Mom: You know, the same way like her. Don’t be that way.
Duy: What are you talking about?
Mom: You know she is a girl and she like other girls. I just worry you gonna be turn like her.
Duy: ??? You don’t want me to like girls?
Mom: No, I don’t want you to be lesbian.
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(30 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5) Loading ...Justine:
I found two shoes in trash can. Gonna to throw away? If so, I put in recycle bin on the street.
Love, mom
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(30 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: Hey, Jen, I just left a message to your cell phone. Have you had dinner yet? Remember to have a good meal and exercise so that you would have good energy to pack your stuff tonight. =) love,mom
Mom: I am eating my suai jiao while I am typing you.
Mom: What is gone going mean?
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(39 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5) Loading ...hi my children, Don’t worry! Dad will bring our kitten to Petsmart on Tuesday 09/16/08 to get additional vaccines/shots at 4:00 p.m on that day.
Just remind Dad to bring Kitty to the vet at Petsmart for the boosters like rabbies etc… Ask if in case of emergency , how to bring him, where is the hospital, and is the emergency service is included in the insurance package or must requires copayment???
Don’t ever trim little ” Kitty” wiskers or do anything that we are not sure . Just leave the way it is or little Kitty has. She is still a baby kitten and still stay fragile so handle her tenderly and carefully.
Love,
MOM
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(28 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5) Loading ...[after a recent breakup]
Dear Sue,
Focus on ms applications. Now is not time for socializing… Yahoo dating tips
Love,
Mom
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