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Loading ...How are you? Do you have enough money ? My Camary was hit by a high school kid and it was totaled. Please watch your safety. I do not want anything happen to you. The boy who goes with you did he behave or respect you ? I am worry he will rape you.
I started my new job. It is so busy. Wish you can take good care about yourself. And behave. Please respect your body.
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(26 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5) Loading ...Dear Children’s
We are finally moved ! what I mean is at least we are moved all belonging to one place.
We don’t know how long will take organize but at least we do not have to wary two or three place.
We are very much appreciate you guys concern and support for this events.
Even you were not with us physically I know you were concern us and supportive.
We do like to say thank you for that.
Bye and have good days.
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(129 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: what do you mean by food coma?
[Voicemail received 30 seconds later:]
Mom: Eric, I saw that you had a food coma? Are you okay? Please call back to make sure that you are okay.
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(45 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5) Loading ...if you don’t have the boarding pass it ok, we will just wait, hopefully the miles will show up soon. i am going to the airport soon to pickup dad with xiao yan. how is your work, are you doing ok?
let me know if you will be home sometime, love to cheat with you on line, love, mom
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(52 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: what are you doing now? why you on’y talk to me?
Mom: hi, Dear are you on line?
Teresa: i was making a smoothie
Teresa: didnt eat dinner yet
Mom: finished it already?
Teresa: i’m drinking it now
Mom: Is testy?
Teresa: it’s pretty good
Teresa: tasty
Teresa: not testy
Mom: that’s all, you need eat some food for ennergy
Mom: pur some nuts
Teresa: you can put nuts inside a blender?
Mom: I don’t know maybe a litter
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(87 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...
Reader Michelle sends us a picture of her fob momma on the road. Who needs sunscreen when you can have multicolor arm sheaths?
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(66 votes, average: 4.68 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: Have you talked to your brother lately? Is he ok?
Sister: I think so, I talked to him online the other day. He seems fine.
Mom: Oh really? He e-mailed me and said he’s chilling.
Sister: Uhh… yah, he’s “chilling” you know, relaxing?
Mom: Oh you mean he’s not sick? He’s not cold?
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