Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Subject: About the dog

October 21, 2008

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Dear beloved Susan, I told Grandmother that you are not happy, and depressed lately. This is strictly her opinion; You are attached your lovely dog instead of your lovely boy friend. This relationship is interfered by dog’s existence.

She suggested that you should sell the dog to other dog love person. You spend more attention to him to have more precious relationship always. It will help your personal relationship more closer. She really think Ryan is sweet, caring, patient and talented good man, you should respect and appreciate to take your meanness. At the same time, you should control your mental unstable, before you regret permanently.

I hope you find healthy solution! I am sorry to deliver unpleasant message, but Grandmother is old and she knows things that we did not think of. She also said, living with dog for a long time, is not healthy for human. There are something about within their hairy body contains.

I love you darling!
Mom

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Easy on the eyes

October 21, 2008

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Do not ware your contact lances for a long period of time, you’ll get cornia infection easily, this is a news on TV now.

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Gary Danko is a dirty robber

October 21, 2008

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Desperate voicemail from Mom:

I check mail and see bank statement…someone stole your $200!!!! Call bank!!!!! He put name as Gary Danko.

I call her back:

Mom…Gary Danko is a restaurant in San Francisco…

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Laptop is ill

October 21, 2008

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Do not look for me after 3pm. I need to pick up my repaired laptop – my laptop fall sick during the break most probably due to missing all of U. Now its smiling and I need to pick it back ..

All the best for your midterm and happy mugging!

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Self-expression

October 21, 2008

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What a day! I am poop.

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You are my sunshine

October 21, 2008

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Response to an e-mail regarding a pimple:

Yes. It will be go away. Don’t cry for pimple~ ~ ~. You will smile tomorrow ~ ~.
Mom

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Ready for Halloween

October 21, 2008

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I am in San Diego to haunt the house with your brother.

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What a hell!

October 21, 2008

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What time did you back to Apartment last night ? Did you go to work today? What a hell ! Anyway, it is not always happen, so, cheer up. How was check up the mri test. What Dr. said about your brain. Tomorrow, me and dad go to lunch, before it take walk at beech. freiday we are going to Nutt berry farm to see thanksgiving festivable. oh shopping too. It will be fun weekend.

Kristin we miss you. hope you have good weekend too. hug and kiss to you.

Bye.

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Hey Mr. Dj (Masta)

October 21, 2008

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[Mom had written "DJ masta" on the notepad on the coffee table]

Me: Wtf, who is DJ Masta?
Mom: Ohhh, I was watching a cooking show this afternoon, and they said to use that on sandwiches.
Me: You mean… dijon mustard?

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Salmon or tuna?

October 21, 2008

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Good news that you got sub-job..talk later, take care. When take me for dinner with firs check? Mom likes fish.

Or when you cok!

Love,
Mom

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