Shark alert

October 21, 2008

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Me: Ma, I’m going to the beach to bodyboard.
Mom: What bitch you going to hah?
Me: Huntington, Ma.
Mom: Okay, you be careful. Don’t get bit by a shark, you don’t have health insurance.

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  • Janie Lu

    haha! my parents say “beach” like “bitch” all the time. “Wow, look at the beeech”. I surf and everytime my mom calls me she tells me to watch out for sharks. :P

  • Mekayla

    There was a local supermarket that my mom loved to go cuz it's cheap called 'Beeches Market'…guess what she used to call it – yep, Bitches Maaket every tiime.

  • ballsak

    bullshit, you know your mom dont give a fuck if you die

  • Suzie

    LOL I love the “hahh?” bit. XD

  • SGL

    So it's okay to get bit by a shark if you get insurance first?

  • SGL

    So it's okay to get bit by a shark if you get insurance first?

  • SGL

    So it's okay to get bit by a shark if you get insurance first?

  • clutterbug

    I’m guessing you’re a spring chicken, because the older folk would have posted:
    “Yea, Jim, it’s nice to finally sit back and relax. I’ve been running around all week like a chicken with my head cut off.”

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