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Loading ...The 10-year cultural revolution in China happened after the communist occupied the mainland China (we had alredy arrived and lived in Taiwan). The movie “Red Violine” also described part of the Cultureal Revolution in China. If you are related to KMD, you will be a dead meat.
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(252 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: we’r going to martin’s halloween party this wkend
Mom: We are going as pip and pip’s girl, so we can reuse the costums for our wine bar’s halloween party, they have the theme of 70s and 80s
Me: who is pip?
Mom: I mean pinp, is that how u spell?
Me: a pimp?
Me: like a pimp and a prostitute…?
Mom: yes
Me: ok…that is kind of scandalous?
Mom: why
Me: bc that would make u a prostitute!
Me: (or a “ho”)
Mom: well… we already got the costumes
Mom: should check w u first
Me: i cant believe dad is ok with that
Mom: his idea
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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5) Loading ...A LITTLE BREAK FROM FOBSTUFF
Just wanted to show our appreciation to some of our favorite blogs for sending love our way.
A big thank you to the one and only Angry Asian Man, Jen and Diana at Disgrasian, and blogger Elaine Low at Hyphen magazine for sharing mymomisafob.com with their readers.
We also love Tumblr for making us its newest Tumblettes and Disqus for making our comments happen.
The two of us have effectively stopped going to school because our inboxes are constantly overflowing. (Kidding. Sort of. If you’re my Communication professor, I really did have a minor emergency this morning…)
Thank you EVERYONE for reading! As always, you know how to reach us: mymomisafob@gmail.com.
<3,
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(57 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5) Loading ...
dear my boy, i know you miss them so much, so i take picture all of them send to you – fee fee now so fat and her tail now is very nice, cookie get longer and muffin so big and a lot of fun. mom love you
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(61 votes, average: 4.46 out of 5) Loading ...My mother is apparently going to start teaching, after being a secretary/financial advisor/manager for YEARS…
Lisa: i hope you can handle them
Lisa: some kids are really crazy
Lisa: i don’t think i can ever teach
Lisa: it’ll drive me crazy
Mom: if i get prove maybe i can get the certificate of teaching chinese
Mom: anyway when i as ur age
Mom: i will have same thought as u
Mom: but till now after i got 4 kids like you guys
Mom: i believe i can handle any kid
Mom: ha ha ha……………..
Lisa: …
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(219 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...Hi John,
I have watched the DVD that really gives me more release and comfort. I feel much better now.
When you first told me on the street, my heart was shaking and full of pain, yet, I didn’t show it to you as I do not want to let you know that I was shocked.
When I know you are a gay, right away I have been thinking the sex, nothing else. That’s why I always ask who is the woman? After watching the DVD, I realize that besides sex, there is “LOVE”; sharing love, sharing the popcorn, sorrow and joy, sharing both families, sharing tears and laughter, sharing buildings, delicious food, traveling etc. I FOUND THAT YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH HAPPINESS. Now I can let it go as your otherside cares and loves you so much.
God condemns the sin, but not the sinner. I am relieved.
Good night.
mom
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(96 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5) Loading ...On Tue, Oct 21, 2008 at 11:22 PM, [Redacted] wrote:
Hi Mom,
Have you heard of http://mymomisafob.com? It’s a really funny website where you can read exchanges between Asian kids and their moms. It made me think of you. I don’t know if you’ll find it as funny as I do, but I wanted to send it to you anyway.
Love,
[Redacted]
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From: [Mom]
Date: 2008/10/22
Subject: Re: Hello
To: [Redacted]
thank you. not funny to me through
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(69 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5) Loading ...Danny: do you want to leave seattle at 730 or 830. 830 is more expensive
Mom: ok, 7:30 how about come back, I hope to see Seattle at night
Danny: ok. leave victoria at 7pm. get to seattle at 945pm. is that ok?
Mom: if 9:45 the light still on?
Danny: um. 945 is not dark yet in seattle. it gets dark at 10 or later
Mom: We can go to night club?
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(129 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: Keep play basketball. You will grow taller!
Charles: I’m 29 years old. I think I’ve stopped growing by now.
Mom: No you can growing! Everyone growing all the time!
Charles: …
Mom: Also, keep jumping!
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(304 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: Cha-lie-goo… I got your mail, it look important so I open.
Charles: Um okay, what is it?
Mom: It say gonorrhea… negative..
Charles: Umm mom?
Mom: Chlamydia… negative… HIV negative…
Charles: MOM! Stop reading that!
Mom: Syphilis… negative. Everything look okay.
Charles: Mom!
Mom: Cha-lie, be careful.
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