Midlife growth spurt

October 22, 2008

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Mom: Keep play basketball. You will grow taller!
Charles: I’m 29 years old. I think I’ve stopped growing by now.
Mom: No you can growing! Everyone growing all the time!
Charles: …
Mom: Also, keep jumping!

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Tagged as: basketball, growing, height, jumping, tall

  • Maria

    I love this one.

  • Johann

    You can't imagine how many times I was told to jump. And now that I'm 6' they think jumping was the reason.

  • Tammy

    my parents bought me a trampoline, and I'm still under 5' tall.

  • J

    Omg, my mom told me to jump more too. I wonder if they all read the same article.

  • katharrine

    Oh our eternal woes…

  • mecca

    LOL!
    I wanted to say my shortness was due to my parents asian genes, but they're convinced that I didn't jump enough.

  • judytuna

    I showed my mom this website and later asked what she thought. She cocked her head to the side and said “well, I read two pages…” I told her that “Also, keep jumping!” was my favorite and that I couldn't stop laughing after reading it, and she said, in a very matter-of-fact manner, “I don't think that is funny, because I am used to that thinking, it is normal for me. We just think it is true.” You could pretty much not hope for a better reaction to mymomisafob.com.

  • ally

    haha my mom keeps telling me to jump.

  • ally

    haha my mom keeps telling me to jump.

  • ally

    haha my mom keeps telling me to jump.

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