On the positive side

October 22, 2008

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Mom: Cha-lie-goo… I got your mail, it look important so I open.
Charles: Um okay, what is it?
Mom: It say gonorrhea… negative..
Charles: Umm mom?
Mom: Chlamydia… negative… HIV negative…
Charles: MOM! Stop reading that!
Mom: Syphilis… negative. Everything look okay.
Charles: Mom!
Mom: Cha-lie, be careful.

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  • judy

    this one had me in stitches.
    …and congrats, charlie! :]

  • Young Joc

    OMG LOL I HAD THAT SAME THING.. only just some different answers..

  • http://www.vanae.com vanae

    hilarious!

    good looking out, mom!

    vanae

  • Vin

    That's hilarious, I can relate to the nonchalant conclusion.

  • James

    hahaha, this happened to me too! except my mom yelled at me after she realized what she was saying.

  • badx

    “your mail look important” = “i open anyway”

  • katharrine

    lawll

  • ballsak

    Mom says: it's ok to fuck your sister, she been clear of VD for a week now

  • NYLA

    LMAO, my mom ALWAYS opens my mail and when i ask her about it she says “I dont know what happened, it came like that” ..right mom, riiiight.

  • http://alreadybruised.blogspot.com Jeffrey

    omg, dont catch granola!

  • http://alreadybruised.blogspot.com Jeffrey

    omg, dont catch granola!

  • http://alreadybruised.blogspot.com Jeffrey

    omg, dont catch granola!

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    If you have sex, it can be STD. STI symptoms are not always obvious. If you suspect that you have symptoms of STD, see a doctor. More details go to http://www.treatmentforgonorrhea.com/

  • http://www.thehivsymptomsinmen.com HIV Symptoms In Men

    HI,

    Its really interesting post guys.

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    Thanks

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