On the positive side
Posted on October 22, 2008 at 12:54am
Mom: Cha-lie-goo… I got your mail, it look important so I open.
Charles: Um okay, what is it?
Mom: It say gonorrhea… negative..
Charles: Umm mom?
Mom: Chlamydia… negative… HIV negative…
Charles: MOM! Stop reading that!
Mom: Syphilis… negative. Everything look okay.
Charles: Mom!
Mom: Cha-lie, be careful.


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