Friday, October 24, 2008

On tattoos and adult clubs

October 24, 2008

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Nwe, good to hear from you again and know that you finally finish your school term and are having lots of FUN. NO TATTOO PLEASE OR i WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU. I sent you an e-mail to ask where you will be staying and you did not answer me. You said you are going to stay with friends. Who are these people? You also experienced all kinds of clubs and I am sure they are adult clubs. I don’t want you to be too wide living like hippie and behaving like one with tattoos over your body.

In the mean time, stay cool and keep in touch. Love, Mom

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Fob mom head gear

October 24, 2008

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(I told you we like visor pics.)

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Sex ed

October 24, 2008

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you still virgin? you know…….no balloon, no party ok? ok

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Behind bars

October 24, 2008

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where are you now, i have been email you for 3 days, and there is no response,
and I am in dad’s store now,
dad needs to go to lunch with popo and his families,

you make me so worry, i even think you were caught by police and put in jail, because you are so crazy,

i even call jessica’s mom, and she is in Taiwan now, she can answer her phone.

are you in your room? or did you go soemwhere Fri, and Sat?
mom

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Mother reacting to my sister’s new hairdo

October 24, 2008

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A text from Mom on behalf of the family dog

October 24, 2008

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i’m boring!  when will y come back to play with me?  i have been 5 pus a day, how about y?  i have dinner already, see y soon.  –dylin

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The nonconfrontational sex talk

October 24, 2008

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Mom: You might meet a boy and when you shake his hand, you feel electricity!
Me: What?
Mom: Feeling electricity is good, but make sure you don’t feel electricity when you shake every boy’s hand.

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