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Her favorite song is “Freebird.”
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Saturday, October 25, 2008
(279 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: Hey, why you have all the black guy on your wall? Your wall all cover in the black guy.
Me: They’re different musicians I like.
Mom. No. You look like the gay. You invite girls here, they going to think you the gay. You so skinny already, OK, don’t go look like the gay guy.
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(337 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...Me: So Nini has a new boyfriend.
Mom: Oooooh? What is he?
Me: Um, Vietnamese…
Mom: OH! That good, very good.
Me: And Mexican.
Mom: …So he a tamale eggroll.
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(166 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5) Loading ...Me: Yea, he’s been having a lot of issues, so this is probably good for him.
Mom: Is he white or…?
Me: Yes.
Mom: What’s that word? Cocaine?
Me: …Caucasian?
Mom: You can put this on momfob.com!
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(201 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...Jiejie, you should get new boyfriend. The grandma want to see you get marry. Mommy didn’t tell grandma about your old boyfriend the Japanese because grandma is very old and I am afraid you love Japanese make her heart sick and maybe then the grandma die. So Mommy did not tell him. Please find gentle boy and introduce to Mommy and Daddy. OK if Japanese. Just remember to don’t tell the grandma. She is very old. Love you! Don’t call back if you are too busy, Jiejie. Study hard! Bye bye. [5 second pause before click]
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(27 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5) Loading ...YOU DON’T SAY!
Due to high demand, we had yet another socially unacceptable Friday night. But don’t tell us you didn’t see it coming:
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(162 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: So, how Alex doing? Do he have girlfriend yet?
Sister: No, Mom. Alex is gay. He’s been outwardly gay since high school. That was eight years ago.
Mom: Ohhh… so, why he never have girlfriend?
Sister: Because he’s gay, Mom. He likes boys.
Mom: Why do he choose that?
Sister: Mom, he didn’t choose that. He’s just gay.
Mom: Ohhh… let me know if Alex want me introduce to someone. I can introduce to nice girl.
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