6 a.m. voicemail

October 25, 2008

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Jiejie, you should get new boyfriend. The grandma want to see you get marry. Mommy didn’t tell grandma about your old boyfriend the Japanese because grandma is very old and I am afraid you love Japanese make her heart sick and maybe then the grandma die. So Mommy did not tell him. Please find gentle boy and introduce to Mommy and Daddy. OK if Japanese. Just remember to don’t tell the grandma. She is very old. Love you! Don’t call back if you are too busy, Jiejie. Study hard! Bye bye. [5 second pause before click]

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  • matt

    hahaha, i've definitely heard a version of this before.

  • E

    this basically embodies my past two years.

  • tylerette

    some family news, plus a reminder to study. yes totally the last 2 years

  • tigerhearts

    aw. so adorable, actually.

  • Rocknrope

    Does this qualify as mysisisafob.com?

  • http://www.seventhswami.com swami

    love those long pauses… what is that about anyway?

  • http://www.seventhswami.com swami

    love those long pauses… what is that about anyway?

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    Hey, I must say your mommy loves you a lot and she has no problems whatsoever with your boyfriend and all!

    Debra

  • newfan

    hahaha “the grandma”

    my mom does the pregnant pauses after leaving a message, too!

  • newfan

    hahaha “the grandma”

    my mom does the pregnant pauses after leaving a message, too!

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