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Loading ...From: [Younger Sister]
Date: Tue, Sep 2, 2008
Subject: Fwd: good daughter
To: [Me]
jealous?
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From: Mom
Date: Tue, Sep 2, 2008
Subject: good daughter
To: [Younger Sister]
As a daughter, you are a lot more dependable.
I will run by you first with the great husband prospects first.
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(107 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...[Text message conversation]
Mom: Do your health insurance approved by your company
Me: Yes. I have my health insurance cards and everything.
Mom: Ok now u can use your own insurance i can cancel your dental and medial now thanks
Me: Um..you’re welcome
Mom: Oh yea one of alfred romate is really gay haha
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(168 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5) Loading ...I still have your mooncakes lying by the door. Maybe I need to put them in the frig. 
Lonely Moon
cakes!
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(179 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...Ruby: My boyfriend broke up with me.
Mom: What? You had a boyfriend? How old? Is he Chinese or Vietnamese? Did you meet him at a disco or casino? Don’t meet boys at discos or casinos, they only want one thing.
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