Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Sit when you pee

October 28, 2008

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[Male friend goes to the bathroom at my house. Closes the door, unzips pants, starts his business. Mom now walks up to the door and tries to listen in.]

Mom: Eben. Eben. Are you standing up and peeing?
Eben: No Mrs. Wong.
Mom: Hey I can hear you OK? You stand up and peeing. I write sign above the toilet and say don’t stand up to pee. Sit down, OK? When you pee standing up, it splash all over the place. So gross.
Eben: OK Mrs. Wong.
Mom: [. . .] I can’t hear anything anymore. You sitting down or you done peeing?

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Mom doesn’t understand MMIAF

October 28, 2008

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From: [Mom]
To: [Eunice]
Subject: RE: you’re not the only one…
Date: Mon, 27 Oct 2008 20:07:17 -0500

Thanks for sharing, but I don’t understand all.
What is the name of website mean? My mom is a fob?
Chinese moms are very loving and caring moms, right?

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