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Would you like to supersize that salad?

Posted on October 30, 2008 at 06:10pm

Waitress: Soup-or-salad?
Mom: Yes, please.
Me: Mom, soup OR salad. Not super salad.
Mom: Oh. Salad, please.

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nico

OMG this happened to my dad.
He gets pretty pissed off if anyone corrects him, so we just sat there for like five minutes,with a very frustrated waitress standing next to him, waiting for him to get it.

pattysaurus

haha, i had a caucasian boyfriend who did this, too! so not just a fob thing! :)

Jackie

This happened to me and The Old Spaghetti Factory. The waiter was like, "SUPERSALAD" and I was like, "Huh?" And then he said, "SUPERSALAD" again and I still had no idea what he was talking about.

Waiters need to enunciate.

kp

HOLY SH*T! i did that once at outback, only to hear my brother doing the same thing a few minutes later! we're korean, but not fobs, and it was mortifying! another time, i went to panera with my friends, and the cashier asked me, "do you want apple, chips, or bread?" i thought she said, "apple chips or bread?" so, i said apple chips. AHHHHH! she could've been like, "do you want AN apple, chips, or bread?" >.<

allie

hahahah. the exact same thing happened with my mom

jonathanguidry

I made that mistake when *I* was a kid, even.

carolyn

ahahaha this definitely happened to one of my ABC friends. not just a fobby mom thing!

eve

This one is funnie cos I know how that feels. My mom always confuses the waiters that now I just order for her.

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