Friday, October 31, 2008

No need for long sucks

October 31, 2008

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Mom:

Don’t buy mommy and daddy Christmas presents this year. If anything, buy dad some long suck. We don’t need anything.

Me:

What’s a long suck?

Mom:

The long suck is the dress suck. When you sit down, people would not see your skin. Which is both you and Daddy sometimes show you skin between suck and pant when sit down. There were so many photos of Daddy sitting on the stage with his skin showing, WOW. Not Good. Longer suck is more expensive $5.00 each or something like that, Daddy just buy short sucks. You need get one your yourself when wear formal. My dear son especially you want to be lawyer. Then dress like one.

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Well if you have a good looking nose

October 31, 2008

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Your eyebrows and eyes are good so when you at that age you should doing very well, especially the year of the nose, actually, your whole look is very good, don’t worry,you will be rich. ha…………and ge ge [older brother in Mandarin] too, because both of you have a good looking nose. trust me.

Open up own business always have stress but you have to try to relax, when your stomach hurts don’t drink any beer or wine, are you feeling all right?

Mama

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Shake, shake it!

October 31, 2008

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Mom: I’ve been watching dance videos to learn how to dance.
Me: What dances?
Mom: Tango, Salsa, Cha Cha Cha… that way I will be ready at your wedding
Me: Mom, I’ll only have hip hop
Mom: I can do that too! Aerobics class taught me to just shake my hips a lot.

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