No need for long sucks

October 31, 2008

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Mom:

Don’t buy mommy and daddy Christmas presents this year. If anything, buy dad some long suck. We don’t need anything.

Me:

What’s a long suck?

Mom:

The long suck is the dress suck. When you sit down, people would not see your skin. Which is both you and Daddy sometimes show you skin between suck and pant when sit down. There were so many photos of Daddy sitting on the stage with his skin showing, WOW. Not Good. Longer suck is more expensive $5.00 each or something like that, Daddy just buy short sucks. You need get one your yourself when wear formal. My dear son especially you want to be lawyer. Then dress like one.

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  • cat

    way to go dude… way to go… i'm both nostalgic and embarrassed…

  • cat

    “the world has to know”… hahaha, nice.

  • bliz

    hey, it was by request!

  • j

    i still have no idea what a suck is

  • cat

    she meant to say sock …but kept writing suck

  • Janelle

    Man, this is hilarious, but so wrong. At first, I substituted the wrong vowel in “suck”. Shame on me, your mama would never say THAT word to you.

  • ec

    sock. lol. cute.

  • ec

    sock. lol. cute.

  • ec

    sock. lol. cute.

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