Mom: I’ve been watching dance videos to learn how to dance.
Me: What dances?
Mom: Tango, Salsa, Cha Cha Cha… that way I will be ready at your wedding
Me: Mom, I’ll only have hip hop
Mom: I can do that too! Aerobics class taught me to just shake my hips a lot.
Shake, shake it!
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