My Mom is a Fob

1337 h4×0r programmer mom

Posted on October 17, 2008 at 08:19am

A few days after the baby bro and I explained the notion of 1337 to my (very, very, computer literate) Mom, upon her departure after dropping me off at school, I received a couple texts.

First text: Lunching. Then leaving 4 home. do u n33d us 4 anything?
Second text: How u lik3 my 133t

You’re big boy now!

Posted on October 17, 2008 at 08:12am

Happy, Happy Birthday con trai cung cua Me,

This is the first time your Birthday not in home, you’re big boy now, but always still baby with me… I miss you a lot, you’re not even let me come to see you on your Birthday. Are you celebrate with your friend? Please share your picture with me, I’m still waiting… How about the toothbrush machine? Do you like it ? You need to use every night, for day time you can use by hand for save machine last long.

Call me if you need something more

Thuong con nhat tren doi.

Mom

YouTube is for grownups too

Posted on October 17, 2008 at 07:55am

Serena: im visiting pentagram tomorrow
Mom: what you are going to do there
Serena: its just a firm tour
Serena: i wanna work there
Mom: good, do you know what’s the entry level pay there?
Serena: duno
Mom: It looks like a good place to work there
Serena: theyre famous and they do every kind of design
Mom: it looks fun to be there
Mom: Try your best to impress them ask question what’s the quiterier of a new hired
Mom: Need to know the company really well than make you profolio and resume customized for their need
Serena: wahts “quiterier”??
Mom: requirement
Mom: bye I want to cheer myself up by watch some silly video

Got whatever’d.

Posted on October 17, 2008 at 07:52am

Serena: hi
Serena: what are you up to
Mom: hi
Serena: and i friended you on plaxo
Serena: you have to confirm me
Mom: Whatever
Serena: …

(…she invited me first.)

Optometrical confusion

Posted on October 17, 2008 at 07:20am

Simon,

Dr. Chen’s receptions called said your contact lenses is ready. Do you need see Dr. Chen or not. I heard you need to see him? Am I right? I called them, receptions said ” there is no note for seeing Dr. Chen ” Please let me know.

~mom~

Ain’t no mountain

Posted on October 17, 2008 at 07:06am

Sophia,

When I return to Fremont, count on me, I am your rock and your unfailing support all the time, because I am your cheerleader.

I know and I am prepared to support you during this very difficult time. But, that’s life. When you have a goal, when you have a high mountain to climb up, this is a necessary process. In the future, in life, you will encounter the same journey. I have been in your shoes many times in my life. You have seen me ups and downs. but our family is always a harbor for us to rest in the evening, to depart for our goal in the early morning.

Mom

Sweet-and-sour 20th birthday

Posted on October 17, 2008 at 07:05am

Dear Sophia, Happy 20th Birthday!

The poem of this card describes exactly what we want to express to our dearest daughter on her 20th birthday! raising a girl to an adolescence, is a journey of ups-and-downs, sweet-and-sour but a rewarding experience. Dad and I are so proud to have you and you’re always our #1 priority! May you dare to dream, to persevere, and succeed and be happy always!

… P.S. 20th birthday for girls is very import to Chinese parents. My parents gave me the jade bracelet that I wore over 27 years- it has been my daily companion in happy times, in hardship when i was pioneer in USA, in failure and in success. so we chose this ….

Stranger danger

Posted on October 17, 2008 at 07:00am

Teresa: btw i got a haircut
Teresa: for free!
Mom: why
Teresa: i met this guy
Teresa: who is a hairstylist
Teresa: and he said he would do it for free
Mom: but why free
Teresa: dunno he was just feeling nice i guess
Mom: don’t talk to stranger
Teresa: lol ok ok
Mom: yes, but why you want get free from the person you don’t know him
Mom: hi, you didn’t answer my question, where did you met this guy?

Gchat status says “fuck Mondays!!!!!”

Posted on October 17, 2008 at 06:54am

Mom: mei, why you said funk mondays
Mom: Mei, Are you on line?
Teresa: hello
Mom: Why you say Funk mondays?
Teresa: haha
Teresa: cuz I’m not happy about monday coming!
Mom: Is Funk means Sexy?