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Loading ...From: [Mom]
To: [Eunice]
Subject: RE: you’re not the only one…
Date: Mon, 27 Oct 2008 20:07:17 -0500
Thanks for sharing, but I don’t understand all.
What is the name of website mean? My mom is a fob?
Chinese moms are very loving and caring moms, right?
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(73 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5) Loading ...hi amelia,
how are you? how is Scotland? tall us little bid.
becarful dont drink beer you face go red like me.
ha ha i like picture you send
wemiss you much
loveyou mom
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(255 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5) Loading ...[Helping my little cousin with vocabulary.]
Mom: Now spell “window.”
Cousin: Window? Gimme a hint! A sentence!
Mom: Hmmmm, ok… “Window we go to church?”
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(129 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: You take Ventura Bulu-bard, and left on Winnetka.
Guest: I think I’m lost, I can’t find Ventura Bluebird.
Mom: Not Bluebird, BULU-BARD. B-L-V-D Bulu-bard!
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(121 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5) Loading ...dearest jasmine,
please try to have a nice posture, stand high as mountain, root your feet to the ground as tree,
express your beauty through kindness and wisdom,
you are amazing person, i love you.
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(120 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: Your daddy is so moody these days. Sometime he angry, sometime he sad. That is why I say he’s going through mental pause.
Me: Mom, it’s called ‘menopause’, not ‘mental pause’.
Mom: Aye, you know what I mean.
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(94 votes, average: 3.90 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: Dear, IS EVERTYINH OK?
Me: yup
Mom: THEN WHY YOU DON’T SLEEP?
Me: just got my internet to work 
Mom: DON’T SLEEP TOO LATE IT IS NOT GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH
Me: ok
Me: why are you talking in caps
Mom: oh
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(279 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5) Loading ...From: [Younger Sister]
Date: Tue, Sep 2, 2008
Subject: Fwd: good daughter
To: [Me]
jealous?
———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Mom
Date: Tue, Sep 2, 2008
Subject: good daughter
To: [Younger Sister]
As a daughter, you are a lot more dependable.
I will run by you first with the great husband prospects first.
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(107 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...[Text message conversation]
Mom: Do your health insurance approved by your company
Me: Yes. I have my health insurance cards and everything.
Mom: Ok now u can use your own insurance i can cancel your dental and medial now thanks
Me: Um..you’re welcome
Mom: Oh yea one of alfred romate is really gay haha
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(168 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5) Loading ...I still have your mooncakes lying by the door. Maybe I need to put them in the frig. 
Lonely Moon
cakes!
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