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Loading ...Me: Mom, I know this guy and he has sex with different girls all the time!
Mom: Ew! He should be careful. He could catch granola.
Me: What’s granola?
Mom: You know — GRANOLA! The sex disease!!!
Me: Omg! You mean GONORRHEA?!?!
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(143 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5) Loading ...hello, Miss secret agent:
where are u now?
how is the weather there?
have u eat yet?
do u think that 23th cruise, from Boston, is good deal?
well, it look like going to rain.
ok, movie time ………….
Bye!
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that is the secret code for ur next assingment…………………..
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