On cereal and stds
Posted on November 3, 2008 at 09:57pm
Me: Mom, I know this guy and he has sex with different girls all the time!
Mom: Ew! He should be careful. He could catch granola.
Me: What’s granola?
Mom: You know — GRANOLA! The sex disease!!!
Me: Omg! You mean GONORRHEA?!?!

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