On cereal and stds

November 3, 2008

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Me: Mom, I know this guy and he has sex with different girls all the time!
Mom: Ew! He should be careful. He could catch granola.
Me: What’s granola?
Mom: You know — GRANOLA! The sex disease!!!
Me: Omg! You mean GONORRHEA?!?!

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  • anony-mouse

    this sounds faked. who talks to their fob mom about sex, unprompted??

  • author

    i really did have this conversation with my mom. We're really close to each other and we have a unconventional relationship. I talk about sex all the time with her just to gross her out and to get a reaction out of her

  • http://www.katschat.com kat

    wow, cereal or not, your mom is pretty informed about stds… =)

  • sister

    HA

  • http://mrod.wordpress.com/2008/11/06/news-bits-4/ News Bits « MRod says:

    [...] FOB mom confuses granola with a similar sounding STD. This website makes me wish my mom too was a FOB. Unfortunately she is the exact [...]

  • skeptical

    yeah, but you erally asked “what's granola?” that seems unlikely.

  • author

    uhh…I asked what's granola in terms of what does that mean that he can catch granola

  • author

    uhh…I asked what's granola in terms of what does that mean that he can catch granola

  • author

    uhh…I asked what's granola in terms of what does that mean that he can catch granola

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