On cereal and stds

Posted on November 3, 2008 at 09:57pm

Me: Mom, I know this guy and he has sex with different girls all the time!
Mom: Ew! He should be careful. He could catch granola.
Me: What’s granola?
Mom: You know — GRANOLA! The sex disease!!!
Me: Omg! You mean GONORRHEA?!?!

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  • skeptical
    yeah, but you erally asked "what's granola?" that seems unlikely.
  • author
    uhh...I asked what's granola in terms of what does that mean that he can catch granola
  • sister
    HA
  • kat
    wow, cereal or not, your mom is pretty informed about stds... =)
  • anony-mouse
    this sounds faked. who talks to their fob mom about sex, unprompted??
  • author
    i really did have this conversation with my mom. We're really close to each other and we have a unconventional relationship. I talk about sex all the time with her just to gross her out and to get a reaction out of her
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