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Loading ...Mom: Why is in the bathroom? This should put in kitchen?
Me: Why would it be in the kitchen?
Mom: This is thing for eating.
Me: What?!??
Mom: Look it say “Bread Butter.”
Me: No mom, it says “Beard Buster.”
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(99 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: Can we go somewhere to buy something, anak?
Me: Where?
Mom: Oh, what’s the name of that store? Joker… Joke… O ya, Joker Joe’s!
Me: You mean Trader Joe’s?
Mom: O ya, I forgot!
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(184 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5) Loading ...From: Mom
Sent: Wednesday, October 08, 2008 4:40 PM
To: Me
Subject: Re: FW: (no subject)
Fool, u don need this to know I xo u
— On Wed, 10/8/08, Me wrote:
From: Me
Subject: FW: (no subject)
To: Mom
Date: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 9:23 AM
I LOVE YOU!!
YOU HAVE 20 MINUTES TO TELL
10 FRIENDS THAT YOU LOVE THEM
(INCLUDING ME) Because
TOMORROW’S NOT PROMISED.
SO I LOVE YOU! GO!
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(138 votes, average: 4.37 out of 5) Loading ...Me: So what did you think?
Mom: It good, but also I am so glad to see the actress in better movies scripts…
Me: Which actress?
Mom: The one from Chicago. Queef Latina…
Me: …Queen Latifah?
Mom: WhatEVER.
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(120 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5) Loading ... Mom: Oh, one more thing. I was thinking…can I cook your Jack-o-lantern?
Me: What? No!
Mom: Haha. Otherwise it will just go in the trash!
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