Archive for November 11th, 2008

On boys and alcohol

Posted on November 11, 2008 at 10:49pm

[In response to a photo I sent her of my boyfriend and I at a dinner party]

Dear Chougou,

Happy Birthday!!

I showed the pictures to grandparents which you sent to me last time , they were just laugh, they think you are still a little girl, Laolao said “??”. Daddy always keep quite and no face expression.

The boyfriend thing is ok, just enjoy the period, but I have concern, you know. Remember what I said before, “marry the boy who has hold your hand”,  although era is different from mine, the core of life actually is same, you are smart girl, you know what should or should not do. I hope boyfriend could makes you both progress.

I guess daddy may anger if he saw wine instead of boy, alcohol can make trouble, you can not trust yourself if you drink alcohol. Just remember, if you drink in public, only one glass, and always hold the glass by yourself anytime. I am serious, remember what’s mom said forever!!

Mommy always play annoying role, well, just do the best you can.

Love, mom

Filed Under: E-mails

Meat mistake

Posted on November 11, 2008 at 06:34pm

KFC Worker: Welcome to KFC, can I take your order?
Mom: Yes please, can I have one bucket of chicken?
KFC Worker: Sure! White or dark meat ma’am?
Mom: Duck!? I don’t want duck! I want chicken!

Filed Under: Conversations

Injecting buttocks

Posted on November 11, 2008 at 12:36am

[While watching an entertainment show]
Me: there is no way that man is 50! he looks 25!
Mom: you know they are actors & actresses. they cover up their wrinkles with that buttocks stuff.
Me: WHAT? buttocks?
Mom: buttocks, botox same thing.

Filed Under: Conversations

Unintentional souvenir

Posted on November 11, 2008 at 12:34am

Me: Did you buy anything from the swapmeet today?
Mom: Yes, I got CD holder….and this hat.
Me: MOM! Do you know whats on that hat?!?!
Mom: Yes, it’s a city in Mexico. The hat was on sale.
Me: MOM! The city is TIJUANA not MARIJUANA!

Filed Under: Conversations, Photo

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