My Mom is a Fob

Straight to the point

Posted on November 12, 2008 at 07:22pm

Hello son it is test I am learning easy way to sand text massage I love you

Honesty is the best policy

Posted on November 12, 2008 at 03:35pm

I saw some pictures that is we took from Bao-Bao’s wedding party.  You
looks very, very fat especial your arm and leg.  I will e-mail you when I
figual out how to e-mail you.
I know you don’t like to hear that but I think you really need to do weigh
watch out and stop to eat any sweet foods.  When you age go up that will be
very difficult to do diet.  Trust me.
I am you mother I always tell you truth.  You need do some excise expecial
for your arm and leg.

Love
Mom

Not the dog again

Posted on November 12, 2008 at 03:34pm

[Written entirely in the subject line of the e-mail, with no message]

your Hagrid, he chewing all my slipper, I will keep and show to you, you better replace for me, love bye

Black men on TV

Posted on November 12, 2008 at 03:25pm

[At the dinner table, speaking in Mandarin except for names]
Me: Ma, these steaks are amazing!
Bro: Mmmm, so good, wowww… thanks Ma!
Mom: Yes, and my grill is so great because it drips excess oil while it’s grilling the meat!  Simple and easy to clean, and keeps us healthier. I bought one for your Aunt Jean in Taiwan, too since it’s so handy. I just love my Morgan Freeman Grill!
[Bro and I look at each other confused]
Bro: OMG… Ma… did you mean… your George Foreman Grill?
Me: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mom: You two always like to pick at my English.  Their names are similar okay, and they’re both nice black men I see on TV!!!!