Black men on TV

November 12, 2008

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[At the dinner table, speaking in Mandarin except for names]
Me: Ma, these steaks are amazing!
Bro: Mmmm, so good, wowww… thanks Ma!
Mom: Yes, and my grill is so great because it drips excess oil while it’s grilling the meat!  Simple and easy to clean, and keeps us healthier. I bought one for your Aunt Jean in Taiwan, too since it’s so handy. I just love my Morgan Freeman Grill!
[Bro and I look at each other confused]

Bro: OMG… Ma… did you mean… your George Foreman Grill?
Me: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mom: You two always like to pick at my English.  Their names are similar okay, and they’re both nice black men I see on TV!!!!

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  • joyosity

    My mom used to call LeBron James, “James Brown”. I love my mom!

  • Killer

    But does he name all his children Morgan?

  • lyd

    holy. shit. this is HILARIOUS. i laughed so hard while i was at work. people were staring at me weird…

  • kp

    @ george, don't you mean “george [foreman]?” and hahahhaha!

  • kp

    crap, i meant, @ killer. >.< it's late…

  • kp

    @ george, don't you mean “george [foreman]?” and hahahhaha!

  • kp

    crap, i meant, @ killer. >.< it's late…

  • kp

    @ george, don't you mean “george [foreman]?” and hahahhaha!

  • kp

    crap, i meant, @ killer. >.< it's late…

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