Rape prevention tactics

Posted on November 16, 2008 at 12:27am

Be sure to wear lots of underwear, so if you get rape it’ll take them longer and you can escape.

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  • truly, the "russian nesting doll" will totally kill a rapist's boner.
  • wahahha....
  • Jojo
    When my mom told me this.... I just went and registered to self-defense classes.
  • Priceless. Good advice too.
  • Or you can ask mee.
  • ena
    HAHAHAHA!
  • anjye
    LMAO
  • Steph
    ROFL Omgosh. Wow. XD Advice WIN!

    Or, if you don't like the bulkiness of lots of underwear, you could always just carry pepper spray. XD
  • ferb
    HAHAHAHHAHA OMIGODDD THIS IS TOO FUNNY HAHAHA
  • diditron
    lol! awesome!
  • i showed my mom this and said, "what kind of answer is this. the man will probably so angry and stab you!"
    i guess she doesn't agree with this tactic.
  • flamingindigo
    LOL your mom's funny too.
  • This has gotta be a quote for ages or something haha.
  • Munmun33
    LMAO!
    Thats acutally made me LOL !!!
    HAH
    so jokes!
  • But that's just going to create more problems. What if her daughter can't hold her pee any longer? All of the underwear she's wearing will get wet if ever she ends up peeing in her pants. :D
  • Tiger
    more cloth to soak up the pee ;)
  • anon
    XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDXDX
  • tiff
    LOLOLOL mannnn that's crazy wisdom :D
  • ladia
    but you can take it off all at once right? xD
  • Potato
    LMAO!! xD ahhh i died LOL
  • awww
    LMAO!!!!
  • anon
    EPIC!
  • nolan
    LLLLOST THE GAME
  • yuu
    BWAHAHA XD. My initial reaction was jaw-dropping, though.
  • John Crews
    great blog and article
  • ayano
    GAHAHAHAHA!!
  • Smith
    holy shit, that's exactly what my mum said to my sister!
  • Qui
    LAWL
  • kenshin
    AHAHAH WTF?!?!?! ROFLMAO.
  • ass
    you crazy!!! :)
  • cherry
    omg omg omg. ow ow ow ow. hurting cuz i cant stop laughing. >.<
  • kit
    HAHAHHA omg that is SO freakin funny!
  • Uhh
    how about a chastity belt...
  • Aivy
    Laughing my ass OFF. hahahaa, this has gotta be a quote for ages or something haha.
  • kp
    HAHAHAHAHA!
  • amanda
    HAHAHAA OMG THIS IS CRAZY!!!
  • anon
    HAHAHA WHAT.
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