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Loading ... Me: Hey, I’m going out for a bit. I need to return that DVD otherwise it’s another dollar and I’ll forget anyways.
Mom: OK, I leave it on the table. Don’t do late charge!
[As I am about to enter my car my mom opens the front door frantically]
Mom: Wait!! I forgot to rewind!!
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(190 votes, average: 4.28 out of 5) Loading ...[Watching the new remake of The Phantom of the Opera]
Mom (completely mesmerized): “What’s seduction mean?”
Me (trying to act nonchalant): Uh…
Mom: TSK! You get 2260 on SATs and you don’t know??
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(94 votes, average: 3.68 out of 5) Loading ...Tommy, is the fire affecting your area? I heard there are a lot ofsmokes. Hope it’s not too bad. Drive lots of water. Mom
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