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Loading ...[Teaching me how to make fried rice over Gchat]
Mom: use ham,egg & pees, fry egg first and take out then put some more oil before fry rice, then put pees, ham, before take them out , put some diced green onion, smell better
Me: that sounds good..
but lots of ingredients
Mom: I think you don’t have to do it exactly, just omit the one you think is not going to hurt the teste
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(175 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: My friend gave me a Koochi watch
Me: Mom! Don’t say that!
Mom: Why?
Me: You mean Gucci watch!
Mom: What is Koochi?
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(165 votes, average: 3.99 out of 5) Loading ...[Mom takes out a bottle of Arbor Mist and starts pouring it for the kids]
Me: What are you doing?!
Mom: Your aunt said kids can drink this one.
[I look at the bottle]
Me: It says serve well chilled, not serve well children.
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