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Because we can’t find our own men

Posted on November 20, 2008 at 04:38pm

Some guy might–might come visit your email. He’s lawyer, and 4 yrs older than you.
and soft hearted/ that’s all I know. I’m not sure if he’ll visit your email or not. My church members now introducing all the single they know I think.. Sorry for the trouble. But as a Sa-mo-nim, I just can’t say No to them.. pls, understand me.. I know this is not the right time to do that you have not much of time.. still I want you to have dinner dating sometime.

mom, with great love, and God Bless you…

Tags: dating, love, men, relationships

Filed Under: E-mails

No prizes, sorry

Posted on November 20, 2008 at 04:36pm

Me: Ma, they put your quote on mymomisafob.com
Mom: Quote? What are you talking about?
Me: You remember your duck one? It’s on the internet now and it got 4.26 our of 5!
Mom: What do I win? Are they giving me money?

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