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Loading ...Me: Mom, can you take out Reese’s for a walk?
Mom: Fine.
Me: Don’t forget the baggies!
[5 minutes later]
Me: Ew, what’s that?
Mom: Reese’s pieces!
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Friday, November 21, 2008
(219 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5) Loading ... (519 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: Why is Eminem controversial? Is it because he’s a white guy who acts black?
Me: I dunno. Some people think he’s misogynistic.
Mom: What? [looking really offended]
Me: It means that he hates women.
Mom: [still offended] Why would you say something like that to me?
Me: Misogynistic? I know it’s not a common word, but I explained what it meant.
Mom: Why would you say in front of your mother that he’s… [flustered] massaging his d*ck?!?!?
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