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Loading ...Your sister told me you want to know what I like for Xmas ?
Here it is:
STILA ALL OVER SHIMMER LIQUID LUMINIZER
# 3 Luminous Gold
Item #873083 $22.00
At SEPHORA Store
Wrap it carefully when you send it ,Okay!
Thank you honey
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
Mom
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Mom: Why are they singing “lemonade, lemonade”?
Me: It’s “Say my name, say my name…”
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(155 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5) Loading ...We were in the car listening to the radio and the song “The Rockafeller Skank” by Fatboy Slim came on.
Mom: Is an Asian person singing this?
Me: I don’t think so, why?
Mom: Because of the chorus. Right about now, Feng Shui Brothers. Check it out now, Feng Shui Brothers.
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(166 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5) Loading ...Excerpt from an email I received today:
“…and how is your friend Anus doing? I haven’t seen him hang out with you in long while…hope Anus doing good!”
And Angus became the Anus.
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(75 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5) Loading ...How to practice:
First listen original music until memories full melody, then sing alone with
original song together by looking lyrics. Then finally, you sing by karaoke
melody.
Mom
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(129 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5) Loading ...Hi!
I just received your new Driver License! It will expire in 2014! Wow!
Mom Just bought a BLENDTEC machine and it is wonderful.
I am thinking about buy you two girls one each.
This machine is so powerful and so easy to make healthy smoothie,
soup, soybean milk, ………
You can go to the internet and view the demo and reviews about this
machine. (google with “blendtec”)
Even though it is very expensive ( $411 after tax at Costco with a 7
years warranty),
but it will last and the health benefit for you is priceless.
How about have this as a early “Wedding” present?
lol (I just learned what this means)
The promotion ends next week.
Let me know soon!
Love,
mom
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(302 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...Why else a plate of warm eggs would be sitting on the kitchen table in the morning eludes me:
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(305 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...[Mom sees a pair of stylishly ripped jeans at AE and takes it to the cash register]
Mom: These pants are ripped… can I get discount?
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(221 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...Subject: i thought these would brighten your day!
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From: eleanor
Date: Tue, Oct 28, 2008 at 12:37 AM
To: [Mom]
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From: [Mom]
To: eleanor
Nice photos.. but I bought the pretty comforter for YOU not Bitch’s son.
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(112 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5) Loading ...Mom after putting a spoonful of hot soup in her mouth:
Ouch! Burn my roof.
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