A slip of the tongue
Posted on December 31, 2008 at 09:50pm
While deciding where to go to dinner:
Mom: Hey, how about the Fuckruckers!
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Archive for December, 2008
Hot chest
Posted on December 31, 2008 at 09:30pm
I’m a married girl. From a conversation I had with my mom tonight, where she was trying to give me advice on how to deal with my stuffy nose and congested chest:
Me: I have some Vicks VapoRub.
Mom: That is good! Ask Chad to rub the Vicks all over your back, and then all over your front. Make sure he rubs all over your chest until you get hot. Then go to bed.
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Game phobia
Posted on December 31, 2008 at 02:14am
Me: Hey mom, it’s game night at Youth Group tomorrow.
Mom: You’re not going.
Me: Why?
Mom: Because. I don’t want you to go.
Me: Why though? We’re just going to play games.
Mom: Ohh, GAME Night. I thought you said ‘Gay Night’.
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The bladder test
Posted on December 31, 2008 at 02:13am
My dear Kids I just found out that I pass my recertification fot the American Board of Pediatrics. Thank God, with my poor computer skill and my unstable bladder, I am lucky to pass the exame, but I did study hard too. Thank all of you for your support. Love , yur only mom
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Calls from Mario land
Posted on December 29, 2008 at 06:33pm
The other day my mom and i were talking about bad grades I earned in elementary school
Mom: You did so bad in school the supernintendo called me to speak to me!
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When Disney characters get spiritual
Posted on December 29, 2008 at 06:32pm
My mom and I had taken a yoga class earlier in the day and were driving pass Disneyland when…
Mom: What is Donald Duck?
Me: Huh?
Mom: Donald Duck?
Me: Oh Mickey Mouse’s friend. You know… the duck?
Mom: Then why did the instructor keep telling us to do Donald Duck?
Me: … uhhh?
Mom: You know.. When you bend over on the mat…
Me: DOWNWARD DOG?
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It’s a marketing ploy
Posted on December 28, 2008 at 09:12pm
Brother: Twilight is about vampires and this girl that is…
Mom: Twilight? Sounds like toilet…why do they name a movie that sounds like bathroom?
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Loud English is Easier to Understand
Posted on December 28, 2008 at 09:11pm
In the Philippines for a wedding. Family from all over is visiting. My aunt who lives in Ireland brought her Irish boyfriend Quinn with her. He is eating something. My mom wants to start a conversation, but she thinks he doesn’t speak English.
MOM: HELLO!
QUINN: (mouth full) Hello.
MOM: HOW ARE YOU?
QUINN: Fine, thanks.
MOM: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE EATING?
ME: (aside to my cousin) Why is she talking so loud?
COUSIN: He speaks English. He’s not deaf.
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Gay and youthful
Posted on December 28, 2008 at 01:33am
After getting a satisfactory haircut from an Asian hairdresser:
Me: I think that hairdresser was gay.
Mom: Really?
(10 minutes later)
Mom: Poor him…
Me: Hm?
Mom: So young, and already gay! Poor him.
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