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Loading ...After I got my new kitten, Kirby:
Mom: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Probably just staying in, I don’t think I want to go out.
Mom: Good, good, that way you and Kirby can do some bondage!
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(195 votes, average: 3.41 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: So it looks like that Osama guy is doing a good job so far after he got elected.
Me: Mom, it’s not Osama. It’s Obama.
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(187 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5) Loading ...UNBELIEVABLE MATH PROBLEM
Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will
stump you.
1. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the Area code…)
2. Multiply by 80
3. Add 1
4. Multiply by 250
5. Add to this the last 4 digits of your phone number
6. Add to this the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
7. Subtract 250
8. Divide number by 2
Do you recognize the answer ??
O.M.G. like magic!!! (Of course I know is not magic… It is math! How is your Calculus class??)
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