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Me: Um. Mom can I see the front of your t-shirt?
(Mom turns around)
Me: Oh my god. That says “10 Reasons Why Beer is Better than Women.” You can’t wear that outside!
Mom: It’s good for getting dirty!
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(75 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5) Loading ...Well, last time I forgot to tell you an exercise, it’s called “9 point
exercise” from 1 famous old Chinese doctor in China. The 9 points are: 2
heels, 2 calves, 2 highest points of the bum, 2 shoulder blades and the back
of your head; stand against the wall and try to make the 9 points touched
the wall, it’s not easy, but it can help to correct posture and then cure
the shoulder/back pain, doesn’t matter how long you do it, just whenever
you’re free, do this 1 or 2 minutes, once you get used to this posture, I
believe the way you walking or standing will be beautiful!!!
Okay, will take my lunch now.
Love,
mom
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(124 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5) Loading ...Dear Frank:
Happy Thanksgiving !
Dad and I will have dinner at Alex’s (my brother) tomorrow.
I will bring my famous Ginny’s (mom’s american name) Duck, Alex ordered.
We will be thinking of you.
By the way, when you go to China, be aware of people there.
Especially girls. Don’t trust any of them.
Love, Mom
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(116 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5) Loading ...While listening to music in the car:
“Hey, what is the meaning of ay bay bay?”
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