Me: What are you doing?
Mom: Cleaning the house.
Me: Isn’t Betsy coming tomorrow? (Our house cleaner)
Mom: Yeah but we can’t have it messy!
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December 11, 2008




(222 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5) Me: What are you doing?
Mom: Cleaning the house.
Me: Isn’t Betsy coming tomorrow? (Our house cleaner)
Mom: Yeah but we can’t have it messy!
{ 14 comments }
December 11, 2008




(274 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5)From: [Mom]
Sent: Friday, February 15, 2008 10:10 AM
To: Jeff
Subject:
Ah Dee,
What kind of “missed appointment – UHS” costed you $10. just curious.
Mom
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Jeff wrote:
hi mom. it was for my physical checkup…i am fine. my body is normal!
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From: [Mom]
Date: Fri, Feb 15, 2008 at 8:55 PM
Subject: RE:
To: Jeff
Don’t have too many sex. I gave you a very clean body.
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