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I emailed my mom some pictures from my first snowboarding trip and told her
about how my butt was sore from falling down so much the first day. Her
reply:
Sooo…cute but i wonder about those poles are they got sore from all
those hit from your
butt….haa…haa

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My mom was visiting my fiance’s mother, who is caucasian-American, in Arizona and didn’t know the area.
Mom: Where is Shitty Bank?
Fiance’s Mother: [a little perplexed] Well, there are a lot of shitty banks here. Which one are you looking for?
Mom: Shitty Bank? Sheeeettty Bank? Seetty Bank?
Fiance’s Mother: Oh, you mean Citibank?