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Loading ... When my mom stayed over at my grandparents’ place for the first time after
she and my dad got married, she wanted to write them a Thank You card.
She signed it,
“Thank you for your hostility.”
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(665 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: hey
Me (Autoreply): drowning myself in the hudson river. Ugh, school.
Mom: Just go to the passaic river. nearer
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(182 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...An email I received while my mom was upstairs and I was downstairs:
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(445 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...I was showing my mom how to use the DVD player and she took notes. I found
the notecard that she was using for the DVD player instructions some months
later:
DVD PLAY
1. press on
2. press eject key
3. put disk
4. sit down
5. press play key with remote
6. watch
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