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Loading ...While deciding where to go to dinner:
Mom: Hey, how about the Fuckruckers!
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Wednesday, December 31, 2008
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(289 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5) Loading ...I’m a married girl. From a conversation I had with my mom tonight, where she was trying to give me advice on how to deal with my stuffy nose and congested chest:
Me: I have some Vicks VapoRub.
Mom: That is good! Ask Chad to rub the Vicks all over your back, and then all over your front. Make sure he rubs all over your chest until you get hot. Then go to bed.
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(297 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5) Loading ... Me: Hey mom, it’s game night at Youth Group tomorrow.
Mom: You’re not going.
Me: Why?
Mom: Because. I don’t want you to go.
Me: Why though? We’re just going to play games.
Mom: Ohh, GAME Night. I thought you said ‘Gay Night’.
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(177 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5) Loading ...My dear Kids I just found out that I pass my recertification fot the American Board of Pediatrics. Thank God, with my poor computer skill and my unstable bladder, I am lucky to pass the exame, but I did study hard too. Thank all of you for your support. Love , yur only mom
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