I’m a married girl. From a conversation I had with my mom tonight, where she was trying to give me advice on how to deal with my stuffy nose and congested chest:
Me: I have some Vicks VapoRub.
Mom: That is good! Ask Chad to rub the Vicks all over your back, and then all over your front. Make sure he rubs all over your chest until you get hot. Then go to bed.

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