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Loading ...When having a conversation about what biomedical engineers can work on…
Mom: you know, you could work on those new prostate eyebars.
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January 2009
(127 votes, average: 3.72 out of 5) Loading ... (692 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...I was in the car with my older sister and mom one day.
Mom: You know, if you have a boyfriend now, its ok, you’re old enough to meet nice boys.
Sister: Thanks mom, I know, and no I don’t have a boyfriend.
Mom: Good because if you do, I’ll kill you.
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(406 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: They had sexy harassment training at work today.
Me: What?
Mom: You know, sexy harassment training
Me: Mom! that’s not how you say it! It’s called sexual harassment!
Mom: O! I know. I just don’t like saying the word “Sexual”…it sounds so dirty!
Me: I hope no one sexy harasses you then.
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(207 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5) Loading ...*Song on radio*
Mom: They like to sing about left hand? What is coo?
Me: What?
Mom: They sing. “Coo ley goh joh suw” (in Cantonese that sounds like ‘Coo your left hand’)
Me: OH! “Who let the dogs out?!”
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(475 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: Hi, I’ll take the uh…the uh…you know…the Big ‘N Nasty!
Cashier: Um…we have a Big N’ Tasty?
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(231 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5) Loading ...I had just recently gotten over a 3-week phlegmy, congestion, cold
Mom: wassup?!?!!?
Me: i think i’m sick again
Me: woke up with dry cough
Mom: WHAT?!!?! you don’t dress warm enough, don’t get normal sleep, etc…. you mess yourself up!
Me: …can you calm down
Mom: i’m VERY calm down
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(269 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5) Loading ...I was telling my mom about a guy I was interested in…
Mom: so anything happen with him?
Me: we kissed
Mom: yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu*
Mom: kissing is for husband only 
Me: hahahaha
Mom: no sex before blood test though
Mom: that i’m more serious.
*ewwwww?
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(171 votes, average: 4.16 out of 5) Loading ...An online conversation with my mom about coming home from college this weekend just because I miss home:
Mom: u r a very sneaky person
Me: hahahaha
Mom: i have to be careful
Mom: i am a little suspiciuos about ur visit this weekend
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(205 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5) Loading ...Mom went to Costco one day looking for the bags of dried shiitake mushrooms they used to carry.
Mom: (to worker) Excuse me, where are the shit take mushrooms?
Worker: (obviously trying to stifle a laugh) I’m sorry ma’am, we don’t have those *shiitake* mushrooms anymore.
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(609 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...My birthday card from my parents looked very fancy, with a ribbon and everything, until I opened it…
“our son a result of good parenting.”
“Signed,
Mom and Dad.”
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