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Loading ...my mom is telling people in Maryland about moving to California
Mom: It’s really great, there are lots of bitches there.
Neighbor: Oh…
Sister: Mom, it’s pronounced “beaches.”
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Friday, January 2, 2009
(321 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5) Loading ... (454 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...A friend posted a photo of me with particularly bad posture, so I commented, “You’re lucky my mom can’t see this!”
Later, mom was creeping through my little brother’s Facebook and sent this message:
Subject: hunchback
Message: i seen it. (mom)
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(279 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5) Loading ...I’m chatting with my friends on gmail and randomly my mom messages me with this:
She’s sitting 5 feet away from me on her own laptop, and says out loud, “it’s ‘niu’ year! isn’t that cute?”
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(393 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...Brother: Not all feminine guys are gay.
Mom: No… They probably just haven’t come out of the cabinet.
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(140 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5) Loading ... Mom: Why do people punch each others hands now?
Me: What are you talking about.
Mom: Did you see those guys on TV now? Instead of a handshake they punched
each others knuckles.
Me: Oh, that. No, it’s just the “cooler” way of a handshake now Mom.
Mom: I thought it’s because they thought the hands are dirty!
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