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January 2, 2009

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my mom is telling people in Maryland about moving to California

Mom: It’s really great, there are lots of bitches there.
Neighbor: Oh…
Sister: Mom, it’s pronounced “beaches.”

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  • http://www.mattresspolice.com diesel

    No, I live in CA. She's got it right.

  • http://howtobeanewyorker.wordpress.com Janelle

    Ho boy. My Filipina Mom does this all the time. “HOY, BRING YOUR EXTRA SHITS [sheets] TO THE BITCH [beach] SO YOU ARE NOT DER-TEE.”

  • patty

    ahahaha!

    my mom's done the same thing, too! we were talking with one of my friends from new zealand who is part fijian. she said fiji is lovely if all you want is sun and beaches, to which my mom replies, “wha?! sons of bitches?!”

    luckily we were in a small city in china at the time, so everyone thought my mom was the most sane of all of us….

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  • C

    My mom says that too!!!!

  • C

    My mom says that too!!!!

  • C

    My mom says that too!!!!

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