So mymomisafob.com was nominated for the 2008 Weblog Awards’ BEST HUMOR BLOG. This is apparently kind of a big deal. And we were supposed to be telling people to vote and stuff, which we haven’t been.
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My mom and I are watching A Walk to Remember… Mom: You know, her mom really named her well. Me: Who? Mom: Many More Me: What? Mom: Many More! She’s a good actress so I want to see Many More of her! Me: You mean MANDY Moore??
A conversation with my Mom after my second pregnancy.
Mom: Waaaaa! You got so fat! You look like a fat person swallow your face!
Me: That’s really nice, Mom. I love you too.
Mom: I love you that is why I tell you. Only mother who love their child
very much would tell them they are ugly. If I hate you, I would tell you you
are beautiful and you should eat more food. Eat more chocolate. Person who
tells you eat more, they the one that hate you! Not me I love you so much so
I put you on diet, help you keep your husband.
Me: There is nothing wrong with our relationship…
Mom: For now! But stay too fat too long and he gonna look for pretty skinny
girl and what happen to you? Fat, ugly with babies and no man. Poor you!
Me: Don’t worry!
Mom: Don’t worry? How can I not worry? I only one worry for you! (long
silence) Did he take life insurance out on you?
Believe it or not, My Mom is a Fob is now available in print! Not only does the book showcase your favorite entries as well as never-before-published submissions, it also features essays by the authors, Teresa and Serena Wu, and a forward by comedian Margaret Cho! Grab your copy of the book today on Amazon, Borders, or Barnes & Noble!
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