A conversation with my Mom after my second pregnancy.
Mom: Waaaaa! You got so fat! You look like a fat person swallow your face!
Me: That’s really nice, Mom. I love you too.
Mom: I love you that is why I tell you. Only mother who love their child
very much would tell them they are ugly. If I hate you, I would tell you you
are beautiful and you should eat more food. Eat more chocolate. Person who
tells you eat more, they the one that hate you! Not me I love you so much so
I put you on diet, help you keep your husband.
Me: There is nothing wrong with our relationship…
Mom: For now! But stay too fat too long and he gonna look for pretty skinny
girl and what happen to you? Fat, ugly with babies and no man. Poor you!
Me: Don’t worry!
Mom: Don’t worry? How can I not worry? I only one worry for you! (long
silence) Did he take life insurance out on you?
Me: MOM!!!!!
Mom: I just worry that’s all!

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