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January 7, 2009

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A conversation with my Mom after my second pregnancy.

Mom: Waaaaa! You got so fat! You look like a fat person swallow your face!

Me: That’s really nice, Mom. I love you too.

Mom: I love you that is why I tell you. Only mother who love their child
very much would tell them they are ugly. If I hate you, I would tell you you
are beautiful and you should eat more food. Eat more chocolate. Person who
tells you eat more, they the one that hate you! Not me I love you so much so
I put you on diet, help you keep your husband.

Me: There is nothing wrong with our relationship…

Mom: For now! But stay too fat too long and he gonna look for pretty skinny
girl and what happen to you? Fat, ugly with babies and no man. Poor you!

Me: Don’t worry!

Mom: Don’t worry? How can I not worry? I only one worry for you! (long
silence) Did he take life insurance out on  you?

Me: MOM!!!!!

Mom: I just worry that’s all!

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  • Ayu

    My mother is the same way. Except, since I have no boyfriend, she's freakishly concerned with my weight. She loves telling me I'm getting fat ALL the time >_>

  • http://ellenoh.com Ello

    It's nice to know that the angst my Mom brings me can make bring such enjoyment to others! ;o)

  • eatxchoui

    My mom doesn't comment anymore! Maybe I should worry . . . .

  • http://www.shocky.net MoJo

    Pretty much the funniest thing I've ever seen on this site! Aww. Tough love = true love, for sure. It's really hard to argue with her logic, you know.

  • Loey

    Wow.. That is.. unfortunately hilarious

  • getting chubbier apparently

    my mom was once in my room when i was changing talking to me about something, and when i was just in my underwear she stopped cold and asked me, “have you stopped exercising?”

    :(

  • Withoutaname

    This is something that I find actually to be a problem, rather than endearing. My mom does this to me too—even though I battled an eating disorder in high school when I mention other people who are anorexic she'll say “you should learn to be like them.” Uh, thanks, been there, done that.

  • http://ellenoh.com Ello

    I completely agree that it is a problem – but not one we can change in the older generation. It is important that we teach our children better body image and self respect. In the meantime, all we can do is laugh about it – either that or cry. Seriously.

  • http://ellenoh.com Ello

    I completely agree that it is a problem – but not one we can change in the older generation. It is important that we teach our children better body image and self respect. In the meantime, all we can do is laugh about it – either that or cry. Seriously.

  • ano

    truly an american problem… european are not so chubby yet.
    but this is hilarious…

  • TamZ

    ohmygosh. same here!

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  • Mama Bear

    OMG – this sounds exactly like my mom who is WASP. She says “I can tell you this because I love you. Who the heck talked you into that haircut? And why did you buy those glasses? That salesperson saw you coming and said now I can get rid of these frames no one wanted!”

  • Anastasia Beaverhausen

    I have a daughter and I can tell you, what she says is true. If your mom won't tell you, no one will tell you!

  • Mary

    Ha ha, that's how Europeans see themselves, but it's not true anymore: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6148456.stm

    This mom is so cute! All the fob moms are adorable, I can't stand it.

  • Elle

    Ughhh…. My Mom is EXACTLY like that! She can get annoying with that since she does it a lot.

  • yiu

    Urg same here!
    Not helping my confidence!! D:

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  • danielj.

    hmmm… yeah my mom pretty much tells me the same thing…
    except shes not a fob… and im not asian… im black..

  • http://www.home2me.blogspot.com Tiff

    I. love. this. =]
    MY MOM SAYS THE SAME WHEN SHE TELLS ME I'M FAT. “I care about you that's why I have to tell you to lose some weight.” I've never been pregnant either. Fail. Epic. -_-
    I love your blog(s). It's such an amazing idea. I can relate so well. :D

  • http://www.home2me.blogspot.com Tiff

    I'm sorry to hear, but I'm glad it's in your past. I agree with Ello. Parents can say some, for lack of a better and less rude word, ignorant things, but you take it with a grain of salt. I shake my head at some of the things my mom says, but you roll with it.

  • hyperbolannie

    So true. It's either laugh or cry. I read this to my mom in Chinese and even she was laughing sheepishly b/c she knows it's something she would say.

  • zengjian

    Mom: Don’t worry? How can I not worry? I only one worry for you! (long
    silence) Did he take life insurance out on you?

    That is so harsh, but just SO funny at the same time. I can't believe your mom said that.

  • a_c

    Again, though, it's hard to argue with her logic. Tough love, no mollycoddling, that's the Asian Mom way! =P

  • jess

    I completely empathize! my mom always tells me to quit sports because (exact words here), “if you get too fat, i won't be able to marry you off!”

  • mar

    it's not just my mom that'd say this…ALL Asian moms…oh wow, i haven't seen you since you were 13! wow…you got fat.

  • mar

    it's not just my mom that'd say this…ALL Asian moms…oh wow, i haven't seen you since you were 13! wow…you got fat.

  • http://ellenoh.com Ello

    Thanks everyone! Didn't realize I had more comments! And yes, my mom really said all this. And this is not the worst she's said! Oh man, but you gotta love her!

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  • Potato

    OMG! xD …does that mean my mum hates me? ;___;

  • anniepho

    I think its just a natural asian mom thing, I am lean but I eat a lot.. and my nickname around the house is “fay muoi” in chinese which translates to fat lady.. but that is also the nickname of our beastly akita dog. LOL

  • Desigirl

    HAHAHAHH i laughed so much. Im pakistani and my mom says the same type of stuff. Like she'll tell me to wear higher heels, so I can get a taller guy, because taller guys have more value..lol

  • Desigirl

    To add, I think i actually don't mind our moms saying this type of stuff. Americans are generally really 'politically correct' and will always tell a girl she looks great no matter what, but they are way more diet obsessed tahn Asian people.
    Asian ppl just say it to your face, and sometimes it's helpful…like an aunt told me once that my forehead was weirdly darker than my face…and shouldn't it be lighter cuz of my bangs? i checked it out and it turned out i have a lot of fuzzy hair on my forehead lol…see no american person woulda told me that

  • VZG

    But most of us can tell on our own if we're comfortable with our bodies.

  • Gabs

    Ditto. She never lets me forget it. -.-

  • bunneh

    I once had the audacity to “balloon” all the way up to a size 8 in law school and when I came home for Christmas, my entire family commented repeatedly on how fat I had gotten. I mean, I'm 5'6″ and was 134 lbs at the time–hardly overweight by white people standards! But thank God I'm back down to my normal size 4 and 120lbs, or I would never have heard the end of it.

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  • http://gyarudoll.blogspot.com/ angii

    My Dad ALWAYS tells me im fat lol.

  • http://gyarudoll.blogspot.com/ angii

    My Dad ALWAYS tells me im fat lol.

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    baahahaha! that is my mom!! oh man i'm so glad I'm not the only one….

    she told me today all my haircuts are ugly

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  • Choob

    I don't think you can really say that all Americans are like that.. It really depends on who you're speaking to. There are plenty of brutally honest people in America. It's just polite to keep certain things that may be offensive to yourself and some people.. well don't really care what they say.

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    hahahahahaha, It's like that my mom is saying that for me.

    hahahahahahaha

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