At a self-serve frozen yogurt bar about to pay. Mind you, that you get charged by the ounce.
Me: MOM!!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!?!
Mom: I thought it was ice cream buffet!

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January 8, 2009




(299 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)At a self-serve frozen yogurt bar about to pay. Mind you, that you get charged by the ounce.
Me: MOM!!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!?!
Mom: I thought it was ice cream buffet!

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January 8, 2009




(186 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5)Text message conversation:
Mom: transcript
(my mom had to remind me to get a copy of my transcript for something)
Me: ohkay, yeah I got it. Can we go get my shoelaces today? ![]()
Mom: Ok
Me: Mom, you’re wasting my texts by just texting one word back! -_-
Mom: Bye bye
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