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My sister and I were playing punch buggie in the backseat of the car which
is when you punch someone when you see a VW bug.
Mom (to Dad): What are they doing? I told them no violence!
Dad: No no, it’s a game they play where you hit if you see a type of car.
Mom: Oooh I see…
[5 secs later]
Mom: Chevrolet! *hits Dad*
Me: Nooooo, mommy you don’t get to pick what kind, it’s a specific car!
Mom: Oooh okay I get it
[5 secs later]
Mom: BMW!? *hits dad*
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Sitting in the car, about to order at the drive-thru.
Mom: What do you want from In N Out?
Me: Uh… not sure just order for me.
Mom: Oh! I know.
Drive-thru speaker: Hi Welcome to In N Out, What can I get for you?
Mom: Can I have Monster Style* fries and burger?
*Leans over to me*
Mom: See? I know the secret menu!
*She means “animal style.”
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Over the holidays, My brother and I were watching The Transporter with my mom on DVD.
We were about 3/4 of the way in when she said:
Where is that boy and those robots?
The whole time she thought we were watching Transformers.
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*Mom and I were talking about e-mail accounts and I noticed she was pronouncing the word ‘account’ very carefully*
Me: Why are you pronouncing it like that?
Mom: People at work say I pronounce like bad word.
Me: What word?
Mom: I don’t know.
Me: Well how did you use to pronounce it?
Mom: A- cunt.
Me: …
Mom: You know what word?
Sister (10 years old): Yea, what word?
Me:…Uh. I don’t know either.
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