Wednesday, January 21, 2009

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Originally when we were talking about my moving to San Deigo, she said I had to become sexy to find a job. When I began recording however, she switched it up…

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Connect the dots

January 21, 2009

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I visited my parents after nearly a year of being away and was talking to my mom about how I was doing at my new job.

Me: So it’s really busy but they said I’ve been doing really well, and I’ve been doing a lot of volunteer stuff which is good for promo—

Mom (cutting me off out of nowhere): Your face have so many dot dot dot. Dot dot dot all over. You eat too many junk thing?!

the next day, at a Chinese restaurant my mom’s friend works at

Mom’s Friend(in Cantonese): Oh, your daughter is so pretty! Pretty girl!

Mom: What?! No, look at her face!

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Bigness = Ark wardness

January 21, 2009

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I am nine months pregnant and this is the email my mom just sent to my spouse:

Hi C,
Will you look after J every time she goes take a bath. She is big and may be ark ward in the bath room and may fall…it may be dangerous if there is water spill on kitchen or bathroom floors, so please tell her to be careful ok. Thank you

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