Connect the dots

Posted on January 21, 2009 at 10:20pm

I visited my parents after nearly a year of being away and was talking to my mom about how I was doing at my new job.

Me: So it’s really busy but they said I’ve been doing really well, and I’ve been doing a lot of volunteer stuff which is good for promo—

Mom (cutting me off out of nowhere): Your face have so many dot dot dot. Dot dot dot all over. You eat too many junk thing?!

the next day, at a Chinese restaurant my mom’s friend works at

Mom’s Friend(in Cantonese): Oh, your daughter is so pretty! Pretty girl!

Mom: What?! No, look at her face!

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  • Camille
    that is hilarious =D
  • Andrea
    LMAO. OMG. My mom does this all the time, not the exact same words, but I'll be talking about something and then notice her staring at my face and I'll be like "Mom, stop staring at my blackheads."
  • Haha, when I told her I was given like, four different medications for my (mild!!!) acne, she started freaking out... but then went right back to complaining about the "dot dot dot"!
  • liljz123
    My mom does that too :\ Except she's worse...
    "You so fat! You look like a pergo woman!" -____-||||
  • HAHAHA unfortunately, I know exactly how you feel. Except my mom's English is slightly better :P
  • Jen
    Oh man "Thanks Mom!"
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