Connect the dots

January 21, 2009

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I visited my parents after nearly a year of being away and was talking to my mom about how I was doing at my new job.

Me: So it’s really busy but they said I’ve been doing really well, and I’ve been doing a lot of volunteer stuff which is good for promo—

Mom (cutting me off out of nowhere): Your face have so many dot dot dot. Dot dot dot all over. You eat too many junk thing?!

the next day, at a Chinese restaurant my mom’s friend works at

Mom’s Friend(in Cantonese): Oh, your daughter is so pretty! Pretty girl!

Mom: What?! No, look at her face!

Jen

Oh man “Thanks Mom!”
http://www.xanga.com/diamondICE laura

HAHAHA unfortunately, I know exactly how you feel. Except my mom's English is slightly better
liljz123

My mom does that too : Except she's worse…
“You so fat! You look like a pergo woman!” -____-||||
http://www.stacysaurus.com Stacy

Haha, when I told her I was given like, four different medications for my (mild!!!) acne, she started freaking out… but then went right back to complaining about the “dot dot dot”!
Andrea

LMAO. OMG. My mom does this all the time, not the exact same words, but I'll be talking about something and then notice her staring at my face and I'll be like “Mom, stop staring at my blackheads.”
Camille

that is hilarious =D
Camille

that is hilarious =D
Camille

that is hilarious =D
Pamebellezza

I almost cried laughing when I saw this. So typical, for her to get fixated on some asinine criticism in the midst of telling her something important we really want her to listen to, and then interrupt shamelessly. HAHAHA. (And I never suffered from acne, but I could still relate so bad.)