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Loading ...An online conversation with my mom about coming home from college this weekend just because I miss home:
Mom: u r a very sneaky person
Me: hahahaha
Mom: i have to be careful
Mom: i am a little suspiciuos about ur visit this weekend
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(205 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5) Loading ...Mom went to Costco one day looking for the bags of dried shiitake mushrooms they used to carry.
Mom: (to worker) Excuse me, where are the shit take mushrooms?
Worker: (obviously trying to stifle a laugh) I’m sorry ma’am, we don’t have those *shiitake* mushrooms anymore.
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(610 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...My birthday card from my parents looked very fancy, with a ribbon and everything, until I opened it…
“our son a result of good parenting.”
“Signed,
Mom and Dad.”
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