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Loading ...Mom went to Costco one day looking for the bags of dried shiitake mushrooms they used to carry.
Mom: (to worker) Excuse me, where are the shit take mushrooms?
Worker: (obviously trying to stifle a laugh) I’m sorry ma’am, we don’t have those *shiitake* mushrooms anymore.
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