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Do not cry even you don’t have boyfriend.
You have nice and sweetest Daddy and best cooker Mom.
Happy Valentine!!!
Eat Spagetti instead of ZaZangMyun tonight.
Mom
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Friday, February 13, 2009
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(114 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5) Loading ...Hi, Mark
Since I told you I had six sense , you will be very famous in future. Anyting you say, think twice or more,then delivery your though to someone. I will tell you someday why I Mention it. EAT WELL & EXERCISE WELL TOO. TAKE VITAMINE EVERYDAY.
Love,
Mom
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(425 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: We want to come visit you at school.
Me: Um…sure. When?
Mom: This weekend?
Me: Uh…this weekend is Valentine’s Day weekend.
Mom: So?
Me: (silent while desperately thinking of subtle ways to remind them of the existence of my boyfriend)
Mom: Aren’t we your valentines?
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(316 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5) Loading ...Time: within one hour of getting off the plane
Location: Sea Empress Restaurant at a dim sum table
Activity: order dim sum
Event: As my mom was sitting down on my right, she saw my acnes on my right cheek. She shook her head as she sighed. I asked, “What is it, ma?”, though I could already guess what it is. However, I did not expect this answer. She said, “After seeing your face, I don’t have appetite no more.”
Fix: From that day on, I wore make up everyday before seeing her.
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(317 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5) Loading ...my mom is always pressuring me to get married, ever since i graduated from college (i’m 26 and definitely not looking to get married any time soon). she brings up marriage in every single conversation that we have, whether it’s related or not i was talking to her about my upcoming birthday, and then…
me: so, for my birthday… (starting to tell her plans)
mom: (interrupting) you need to really get married this year…
me: mom, i’m only 26 and i don’t want to get married right now. we’ve talked about this so many times!
mom: yeah, well, you should get married soon. you turning 27, have 3 years to find good man and get married
me: huh?!?! um, why 3 years?
mom: girls no pretty when they pass 30. no guy going to marry you when you expire
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(241 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5) Loading ...I was sitting at the dinner table eating a salad and drinking a cold glass of water when my mom sits down next to me and says…
Mom: If you want your boobies to grow you need to eat hot foods. You shouldn’t be eating so much cold foods.
Me: ….Mom!…..
Mom: *laughs* Hey, I’m just telling you so you know what to eat.
1 minute later she brings me a hot bowl of soup.
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